the outbreak
patient zero was a girl in a bikini holding a drink she did not pay for.
she did not test positive. she went viral.
symptoms
the patients refuse treatment. they say they are fine. they are on a sun lounger with a laptop. they are extremely online.
confirmed cases0
mortality rate0%
r0 (reproduction)∞
antivirus rating0%
treatmentpost anime
caredo not contain
the bridge
the captain has questions. nobody on the bridge has answers. someone is mashing buttons. it is not helping. it is not making it worse.
awaiting input...
the captain
"the GPS says we are off the coast of madagascar. there is no madagascar on this map. we don't have a map."
"who took the map."
we are cooping
the entire crew has been replaced by wojaks. nobody noticed.
the wojaks are not infected. they were always like this. the cruise was the catalyst, not the cause.
feels good man.
we are not sinking
we are descending into a dance floor.
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