the outbreak
patient zero was a girl in a bikini holding a drink she did not pay for.
she did not test positive. she went viral.
patient zero was a girl in a bikini holding a drink she did not pay for.
she did not test positive. she went viral.
the patients refuse treatment. they say they are fine. they are on a sun lounger with a laptop. they are extremely online.
the captain has questions. nobody on the bridge has answers. someone is mashing buttons. it is not helping. it is not making it worse.
"the GPS says we are off the coast of madagascar. there is no madagascar on this map. we don't have a map."
"who took the map."
the entire crew has been replaced by wojaks. nobody noticed.
the wojaks are not infected. they were always like this. the cruise was the catalyst, not the cause.
feels good man.
we are descending into a dance floor.